LAKE Survives Near-Miss

Whilst on tour with the revered Laura Viers, our friends in LAKE were run off the road by an eighteen-wheeler truck-drivin' man in rural Illinois. Andrew was the driver. "He just didn't see us," he recalls. "Do you want any sake?" In order to avoid being crushed by this big rig, our hero used his thinking cap and pulled into the "lush, grassy median." Thankfully, no one was hurt. The driver of the truck was unavailable for comment.